A high school in El Centro, California, with an enormous band, high school spirit, and low CST scores. Has the longest high school rivalry in the United States with Brawley Union High School called the Bell Game.
Thousands have attended the Bell Game, resulting in fights, overcrowded bleachers, and people sitting on the stairs of the bleachers due to absolutely no seating.
Their mascot is a Spartan. At football games, a chariot with a Spartan would ride out onto the field during the pregame show, but the event stopped when someone got injured. Recently, however, "Sparticus" has come out in full armor riding a horse and waving a sword to get the crowd riled during the pregame show, to the terror of the tall flags and drill team.
Thousands have attended the Bell Game, resulting in fights, overcrowded bleachers, and people sitting on the stairs of the bleachers due to absolutely no seating.
Their mascot is a Spartan. At football games, a chariot with a Spartan would ride out onto the field during the pregame show, but the event stopped when someone got injured. Recently, however, "Sparticus" has come out in full armor riding a horse and waving a sword to get the crowd riled during the pregame show, to the terror of the tall flags and drill team.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you go to the Central Union High School game last night?"
Guy 2: "I only went to see the band. Their performance was bomb."
Guy 2: "I only went to see the band. Their performance was bomb."
by akakatie January 05, 2010
A school in the middle on fucking no where and dip is the drug. It teaches you how to live with gays and how to be the best dick sucker. One important skill that is taught is how to masturbate without waking up your roommate. You learn to get around everything in life and how to hide fairly large items on your bod, cough cough.. there are too many ignorant niggers and weird ass white kids. takes away you freedom, social life and childhood memories and replaces them with images of naked guys staring at the bar of soap you just dropped on the shower floor. You learn to make a necklace that holds your soap after that terrifying experience. no bitches just a bunch of horny guys trying to organize a circle jerk. its a wonderful school :).
Fork Union Military Academy sucks.
by joe blows hard January 27, 2013
A person who has mastered the art of metal wizardry, can make miracles happen. Has the ability to make roofer mistakes disappear (AKA professional turd polisher). Also the only trade to make what they install, duct. Does the work right the first time. Welders are far Superior to pipe fitters (suck it).
Hey Jeff, i hired a few union sheet metal workers to hang the duct at the new building.
That's great Todd, i wouldn't want to freeze my ass off this winter because i hired someone else who didn't know what they were doing.
That's great Todd, i wouldn't want to freeze my ass off this winter because i hired someone else who didn't know what they were doing.
by Sheet metal wizard November 02, 2019
by ifuckinglovetittieslollololol December 10, 2021
Where children go to have all of their sanity, hope, dreams, happiness, and individuality be destroyed.
{pain} {suffering} {traumatic} {hell}
{pain} {suffering} {traumatic} {hell}
“Hey I really fucking hate my kid and I want them to suffer for atleast 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.”
“Oh! You should send them to Garrison Union Free School! They’re great at destroying the souls of children both big and small!”
“Oh! You should send them to Garrison Union Free School! They’re great at destroying the souls of children both big and small!”
by Abby Moriarty October 25, 2018
The most unfortunate name ever for a Trolley.
It exists but has had its name change to South Lake Union Ground Transit. (the SLUGT just isn't the same)
It exists but has had its name change to South Lake Union Ground Transit. (the SLUGT just isn't the same)
Person 1: Hey, Im gonna go ride the South Lake Union Transit
Person 2: Don't you mean your going to ride the SLUT?
Person 1: T_T
Person 2: Don't you mean your going to ride the SLUT?
Person 1: T_T
by Juju Kun April 07, 2009
Biggest rumor mill on the face of the earth. All you learn here is who's banging who, who's pregnant with who's baby, who fought who, who's going to fight who, who's on what kind of drugs, who's a slut, etc. And you know what? Most of it's not true.
Non-R.U. goer: "I don't know if this girl is a skank or not."
His buddy: "Well ask around Redford Union High School."
Non-R.U. goer: "Eureka!"
Both are moving on to be totally misinformed.
His buddy: "Well ask around Redford Union High School."
Non-R.U. goer: "Eureka!"
Both are moving on to be totally misinformed.
by Truth-Speaker1201 May 26, 2009