Taint bait

The massive buildup of taint cheese for using as bait to capture a taint lover or taint licker....

The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....
Holy shit!!! that bitch has taint bait for me!!!!
by rkmalone January 07, 2010
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Bloated Taint

When you are extra puffy down there during Aunt Flows visit.
Sometimes its messy, butt Heather just wants Geof to pound her bloated taint.
by ShortSmartSassySweet July 05, 2023
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taint tingler

When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper stacks up so high that it tickles your ass and balls when you flush
That shit I just took was a taint tingler
by johnnydigher April 07, 2015
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Taint Piece

The taint, or commonly known as the gooch. As the saying goes, "It taint ass and it taint balls!"
John was acting like a fool, so I kicked him in the taint piece.
by kill21345 May 16, 2009
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speckled taint

when you shave your taint and it leaves pimples or any other rash making it look speckled
aww dude i think i was shaving last night and i got a case of speckled taint
by jeff tow March 17, 2021
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Tainted Meat

When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.
Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.
by PadddeeTheNonce March 01, 2020
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Taint Shelf

The tiny, almost useless, passenger accommodation on most modern sportsbikes. Often referred to as a “pillion”, this small, hard cushion has the effect of bludgeoning the area between the passenger’s genitals and anus throughout the ride. Because of its height relative to the driver and generally awkward seating position, these seats have a reputation for deterring passengers from wanting to ride along. These seats are a characteristic of the split tail style of motorcycles, opposed to the conventional “banana” seat (single piece) design. The prevalence of this pragmatically useless design can be attributed to the greatly improved aesthetics and improved control of the motorcycle while in full tuck, as the driver can scoot back into the shelf to secure themselves from sliding further rearward.
“Dude, do you remember having to ride bitch on my Zx10r?”
“Yeah bra, my ass still huts from that retarded taint shelf…”
by Thirdgengearhead May 11, 2015
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