kirking

The act of acquiring an extra hour or two of sleep through the use of a vague medical condition as an excuse. Kirking requires you to show up at 9:30 to 10:00 am thus allowing you to maintain your ability to give others a rash of shit if they take a sick day.

"It's 9:30 and the boss still isn't here. He must be kirking this morning."

by Jbski April 27, 2017

Kirked

a wildly irrational reaction or spell of behavior; to freak-out

Guy: Dude my girlfriend 'kirked'/'kirked-out' when I told her my ex was at that party last night.

by H_fit May 29, 2018

Giving Kirk

Utah slang way to say giving head

"she gave me some crazy kirk last night"
"She loves giving kirk"

by Ilovefentanyl September 15, 2025

Kirk

To humble oneself to their debate opposition

Charlie Kirked himself in the gun debate.

by DrossWinds October 8, 2025

Kirked

The word "Kirked" is slang used by the gaming community to let teamates knows they've been killed.

Hey be careful going through that alley, I just got kirked.

by yungsupersize September 11, 2025

Giving Kirk

Performing oral sex on someone's penis. This expression stems from the 2025 shooting of Charlie Kirk, in which he was fatally wounded from a bullet to the neck.

If she ain't giving Kirk, we just aren't going to work

by Charlie Kirk 67 November 14, 2025

Circle Kirk

The exaggerated, over-the-top, groupthink hero worship of Charlie Kirk from a group of individuals in real time (may or may not be in the formation of a circle).

Dude, I think I just passed a circle Kirk... I'm sure glad my parents taught me critical thinking.

by Fortnite Battlepass September 30, 2025