Sam

The type of person who masturbates to hentai, while muttering to himself " I'm better than everybody, fuck the minorities"

"Jonathan! Open your door this instant! You better not be pulling a Sam!"

by Trojanasscap November 5, 2017

Sam

A fucking nigger faggot penis head

Wow sam is suck a nigger faggot

by Steam4life1738 March 7, 2018

Sam

A SAVAGE

Yo ur Sam

Yes I am

by Yo I'm a Savage March 6, 2017

SAM

Sam is a trust worthy guy,and hot ,sweet,athletic,smart,cute,SEXY ,and amazing. If some day your lucky enough to find a sam make sure that u all ways keep him because he is willing to take a bullet for anyone . All the girls drool over him . Sams are most likely to be fighters and they will pound ur ass any day. Sam is a weird party dude and he will always be so speacial to people.well hope u find a sam cuz damn he is looking fine today.

Is that sam omg he is so sexy🔥

by Sam❤ March 14, 2017

Sam

Sam is a fucking sexy savage. He’s a Playboy with a 10 inch cock.

“Oh god, I wouldn’t want to mess with him, he’s a Sam!” Or “He’s so sexy, he must be called Sam”

by Sam the almighty December 30, 2019

Sam

A man with a tiny carrot... Sam will make you cry in the bedroom (and not in a good way).

He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)

Gertrude Gizzleburg: I had sex with Sam last night
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say

Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford

by Gertrude Gizzleburg April 13, 2020

Sam

Sam is a nonce that will be prowling around playgrounds most likely with Issac, if he isnt getting kids for his collection then he is doing some pegging Issac silly

Have you seen Sam on the news he was pegging a child in his van

by anonymous June 5, 2020