slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand

a dork, goofy, slow to catch on, oblivious that others are laughing and making fun of them, simpleton, carrying a stuffed frog , skipping to a nursery rhythm, giggle and looking goofy...

dork
dumbass. .

ex: slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand motherfucker, dude is clueless...
get your slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand, goofy ass out of here ....
she's dating this slap happy frog carrying in the right hand looser mother fucka...

by h8tumore October 24, 2022

i got carrie all up in my ass

When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.

Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"

by Debnhim October 28, 2018

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

To be judged by 12 is to go to court and to be judged by a 12 man jury, which all court trials have.

To be carried by 6 is to be dead. It is common for 6 people to carry a coffin (3 on each side) to and from the hearse.

In total the phrase "I'd rather be judged by 12, than carried by 6" means that the person would rather kill someone and go to prison than to, themself, be killed and have to be buried.

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

by Outlaw2DaDeath December 31, 2005

Bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap

the savior of us all.

To get from one area of the Waterfall to another, I ask the Bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap for help.

by ghast5000 March 6, 2022

Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money

A time when you have no money and at the same time owe another person who is low on/has no money.

Person 1: 'Hey man, do you have some $ 5 to borrow me?
Person 2: Nah I'm broke.
Person 1: What about you?
Person 3: I don't have money, this guy owes me.
Person 1: Yah. Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money.

by I'm sarcastic person who loves April 17, 2013

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

Carried

An individual so shit at competitive games, they'll have other good people to carry them.

"Hey, did you hear? John is SO shit at CS2, he had to get his friends to smurf in his lobbies so he can get carried."

by ekkywekky March 18, 2024