Jimber Me Timbers

A phrase similar to " holy cow" or "omg". just with a catchy, gay little jingle to it.

"Jimber me Timbers! your dong is big!"

by Scotty Treez May 8, 2010

cock hair tumble weed

Pubic hair and blanket fuzz that blows around inside jail.

Did you hear Jays’ snoring get interrupted last night? He didn’t block the space under his cell door and got a cock hair tumble weed stuck in his neck.

by Karen wise March 7, 2019

Giggle me timbers

A phrase commonly used by gangsters to describe their inner laughter and happiness. Only used by true gamers as well.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Giggle me Timbers"

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Size 16 timberlands

When someone has loud ass footsteps and can be hear from a distance.

Man 1: Aye, how did you not hear him? Dude had size 16 timberlands.
Man 2: My Bro we’ll get him next round.

by JetzKaos February 10, 2022

Timberlakined

To place a picture of Justin Timberlake in a place that is unwanted.

Tom : I'll be right with you I just have to log on to my computer.....Ahh my background is a big gay pic of Justin Timberlake!!!!

John : Dude you just got Timberlakined!

by M Mac October 25, 2011

Timberwolf (Verb)

1. To Timberwolf – when a an alpha male makes sweet love to a bitch while her chest is pursed against the bark of a tree or any object “timber-like.” Growls and hoofs are made from either alpha male and/or bitch.

Ex. She hugged the oak tree while I timberwolfed her backside by slipping my furry animal into her foxhole.

by jtruongie February 10, 2005

Thimble

The act of pushing your thumb through your scrotum, surrounding your finger in the testicular sack. Thus resembling a thimble.

"Damn, Jackson totally just thimbled me."

by Das Dota September 2, 2009