Thong

1. A cheap rubber sandal, often stereotyped to be used by Australians.

2. An expensive type of underwear that wedges its way up one’s buttcheeks and still conceals their vagina.

1. On the hot Australian beach, Steven wore thongs.

2. Kim wore the thong to impress her boyfriend one day.

by Candinator June 4, 2019

Thong Bite

The small rash or irritated skin on (or around) your butt crack that occurs from sleeping while wearing a thong, and having the fabric rub incessantly against your skin in your sleep. *This can sometimes create itchy irritated skin called a thong bite*

“I shouldn’t have fallen asleep still wearing my jeans last night, I woke up with thong bite and now my a*s crack itches like crazy!”

by BUnBitCH December 30, 2020

Thong whip

When a girl pulls her thong by the side and it whips off, showing her vagina.

Allie got so drunk last night that she offered to do a thong whip for frank.

by cowtroller August 12, 2014

Bong and Thong

Like Netflix + Chill, Hulu + Handjobs, Amazon + Anal, and IMAX + Climax, but including much more weed ( marijuana ). Also, sometimes called 'G-Strang and Baby Bhang'

Random Guy: Have you ever smoked weed?
Random Girl: Ummm, No...
Random Guy: Have you ever worn a thong?

Random Girl: Still, No...
Random Guy: Sounds like someone's in need of some bong and thong!
Random Girl: HELL YEAH!
( what she really said: okayyyyyy then... )

by ZombroMitchell July 5, 2016

dip thong

A person prone to making dumb statments

Jonny called Mike a “Dip Thong” when he asked where the outlet was on a tree

by Henry, the velociraptor June 3, 2018

.9.a pair of dices, a some thongs, a bahamut totalis.9.

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 20, 2025

Thong Stain

Forget flying by the seat of your pants. Try flying by the stain of your thong!

"He came into your apartment. He left the Thong Stains on the carpet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 13, 2023