Jean Thong

(noun) - When a girl cuts her pants so short to the point that you can see part of her ass and it's practically underwear.

Dude, did you see Jenifer? She's got the best jean thong on the block!

by derka derka derka derka jihad March 6, 2015

thong slicing

an move used mostly by ugly porn stars when the were an tight thong and take an massive shit that is very hard which then is sliced in halve by the thong

jeff: hey did u see seedvia silks video last night

mark: dude doesn't she do thong slicing of her shit

jeff: yah and it is so hot

mark :........ why I am i even friend with u

by hgsd November 22, 2016

thong rip

smoking a substance off a stripper's ass

Did you get high off that thong rip from the strip club last night?

by DirtyHobo November 26, 2016

burnt thong

An insult to someone who has a ugly/burnt head, typically used in Australia to also describe aboriginals

"Ya got a head like a Burnt Thong"

"Have you seen steve"?
"Yeah mate, his one ugly cunt, got a head like a burnt thong"

by Op4 November 30, 2016

dirt thong

Those feels when you got dirt all up in your thong.

Yo Sharisce I can't go out tonight, I got the dirt thong.

by L Pp August 21, 2017

Thong

Butt Flosser. A permanent wedgie that seems to be sexy by men.

“Damn, Lana’s thong is sexy as hell.”

“This thong might as well be a butt flosser.”

by kweenbee3 January 2, 2019

Thongs

Australian flip flops

Mum: Oi grab ya thongs we’re heading off to the servo (service station)

by Littleaussiesheila August 6, 2018