Spider Giraffe

A man who is one in a million infinities.

He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.

He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.

He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).

And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).

He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).

My sexy spider giraffe can we have Gn?

by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

Space Giraffe

Is an Xbox 360 arcade game. It is great when you are high or tripping do to the insane colors in the background music. It makes your high much better

Dude, last night after i rolled a joint of blue berry kush, Me and Tyler played space giraffe and I almost shit myself.

by tdwpx982 June 15, 2009

Giraffitis

A disorder in which a human looks like a giraffe, and commonly mistaken as a giraffe.

When I walked into school I quickly ran out after realizing giraffitis is present in the school

by Arcticgiraffehotcocoa December 6, 2016

giraffe

A giraffe is a tree horse.

The giraffe ate the leaves in the tree.

by zlw04 January 21, 2019

Giraffe

A fucking animal, you dirty minded perverts.

My mum works at a zoo, and her favourite animal there is Gerry The Giraffe.

by BigBrainScottishGirl January 9, 2021

giraffe bruh man

1. Br- Br-

BRUH!

2. just do what you always do. Fuck around and have fun with it and then you know randomly get serious and then really hungry.

giraffe bruh man.

by handle already used by sum1 June 21, 2020

giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

by TOyoyo September 30, 2013