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Country music

"Hey! Have you heard the new Kenny Chesney SONG???"

"No, I don't want to die"

"Why would you die?"

"It's country music"
by fuckmehaha September 30, 2019
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Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while occupying an out-house.
Mary walked to the out-house and gave Joe a Country Blumpkin for his birthday.
by Spigot On HOT March 5, 2009
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Cross country

Cross country is a sport where you run long distances (specifically in a race) at fast speeds. Or In other words the best sport ever.
Man I just love cross country it’s the best sport ever
by •PePpA•pig• November 19, 2019
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Cross country

A sport that only crazy people who don't think running is a punishment do. This sport requires a lot of time, dedication, a healthy diet, and the right attitude.
Person: "Ugh, we have to run so far in PE today.
Cross country runner: "I have to run triple this at cross country so this is nothing for me"
by cocoaj October 10, 2017
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country garden

what stoners use to make themselves smell good after chiefing. its made by glade and can be found at your local cvs. when you smell it it makes your knees week and you have a burst of excitement, especially after smoking.
yo i smell like shit! ohh dude les stop by cvs and get some country garden!
by scoobilydooped June 8, 2010
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Country coochin'

Wild country boys out lurkin' for that cooch.....it's called country coochin'!
Hey boys we goin out country coochin'!
by Mrscountryman January 28, 2019
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country squash

A code name your girlfriend makes you use for that disgusting drunk woman who lives downstairs and fucks different men every night.
Susan sure is a country squash!
by FourCardPrince October 27, 2017
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