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gravy thief

A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.
Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.
by bruuuh March 12, 2015
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super jewel thief

a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.
"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"
by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008
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Oxygen thief

A person thats is a loss cause and drain on world. Sad sack, loser, dick head, fkknuckle,fktardian, unit.
Omg that bitch is a oxygen thief guys. I so dont wantbto be in her space. Makes my skin crawl. Deep sense of dread when there around, do you feel it gf?
by HEIDI_AUSSIE February 12, 2021
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Thief junkie

A junkie who steals bc he cant afford it
Anthony couch really stole a old cracked phone. He really a thief junkie
by Hjij May 30, 2019
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Galaxy Thief

A four piece indie pop/rock band based in the South West of England and includes the members Jamie Eldridge (Lead Singer/Guitar), Ben Watton (Drummer/Backing Vocals ), Jake Trim (Bass Guitar/Backing Vocals) and George Bowerman (Lead Guitar/Backing Vocals). They are named after one of the members stole another members Galaxy Chocolate bar.

They also like performing live so come support them at a show ;)
“Have you heard of that band called Galaxy Thief? They’re so good!”
by the rtl gangbang May 16, 2019
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Thief

Do you know about the Thief?
You mean Senura?
by Andy3080 May 14, 2022
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Thief

Mark Zuckerberg aka Zuck the Cuck has copied and stolen intellectual property from MySpace and now Twitter to create copycat companies like Facebook, Instagram and most recently Threads. It's also a proven fact that Mark Zuckerberg ran companies steal users data even after they delete their accounts. He is definitely a thief!
by GloryDoge July 11, 2023
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