Mind Clear Testicles Clear

When, before an exam, one masturbates to clear the testicles, therefore clearing the mind.

When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"

by K3YB0ARDASAURUS March 28, 2015

afro testicle

Noun. You have to be an African Testicular Genital Region. To be an Afro testicle you must be a congroid and live in the sub Saharan deserts of the USA.

I once had an Afro testicle, but then it fell off in the swamps of dagoba.

by Afro Testicle January 4, 2017

Testicle Shotgun

A shotgun that's a testicle.

Brad: There is no way your going to buy the Testicle Shotgun
Bard: Too bad I'm going to buy the Testicle Shotgun.

by korbloc_dragonte March 22, 2023

right testicle

Bryce Alvarez

What’s Bryces lookalike? “I know! A right testicle.”

by Gagabooboo101 July 17, 2023

Sexoward Testicles

Sexoward Testicles is a character made for a canceled Friday Night Funkin' mod "Nightmare Squidward Madness". He's a mix of Squidward Tentacles and Losyash from Smeshariki, and he'll fuck yo hoe

This Sexoward Testicles dude was amazing, such a shame he became forlorn.

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

Turbulent Testicles

Something you say after scoring a baddie

Chris: “Turbulent testicles!”
Avery: “Aw, thanks baby”

by Bread boiii September 2, 2025

Third Testicle

The act of folding up a flaccid penis into a bun. BOOM the mystical third testicle. Try it after sex or jerking if.

Sally: "So what did you do next?"
Kim: " Well he/noodled me, so I explored the third testicle.”
Sally : "No way that's scandalous!"
Kim : "Dude if you want to weird a guy out just do it."

by AliceTheKink November 1, 2015