Tom wanted a company-wide inventory report broken down by site, categorized by department, and sorted by date, time, and calculated return on investment divided by the square root of 2,496. And he wanted it done by lunch. So I just pulled some rectal numbers and sent it to him.
by MikeBinIL November 12, 2010
A reference of one's ability to successfully coordinate the accumulation and/or distribution of units.
Kevin was really doing numbers today at the office, he successfully completed 9 projects!
Mary's website did numbers today, she made $1200 in 3 hours making fetish foot porn!
Mary's website did numbers today, she made $1200 in 3 hours making fetish foot porn!
by 🐺 September 20, 2022
When your standing there doing a piss and you feel a fart coming on but instead you shart yourself and now you have to sit down on the toilet to finish your shit whilst cleaning up the mess in your undies.
mate, why were you in the toilet so long?
I went in to do a piss and ended up cleaning myself up, bloody done a number 2.5 (two and a half)..
I went in to do a piss and ended up cleaning myself up, bloody done a number 2.5 (two and a half)..
by Wayne-Car May 12, 2017
by myalias123 November 24, 2010
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Even hiking alone in the woods, it's hard to get your butol number over 20. There are just too many people.
by antonym45 March 26, 2010