Someone who obsessively reads and judges other people's status updates on social networks, yet refuses to leave any of their own.
Yeah, Jess knows everything about everyone...I thought she never checked in on Facebook, but I guess she's a status creeper.
by Leashla March 23, 2011
Get the Status creepermug. This kid got creeper points today for telling me he liked the painting in my living room!( He's never been to my house!)
by Tabzzz February 22, 2009
Get the Creeper pointsmug. by Dr Bunnygirl March 2, 2019
Get the grim creepermug. by Lemont May 15, 2015
Get the Creepermug. A sexual technique by which a girl pretends to be asleep or actually is asleep, followed by the guy "creepering" their way into the "sleeping" girl's private areas.
Sometimes used synonomously with the verb form "to creeper", the act of commiting creeper style.
Sometimes used synonomously with the verb form "to creeper", the act of commiting creeper style.
Tommy: "Hey Bob, you get any action with that new girlfriend of yours last night?"
Bob: "I was up watching ALF reruns when she went to bed, but I creepered her before I fell asleep... so it's all good."
Tommy: "I hear yah, doggy style, creeper style... at least you have a chic."
Bob: "I was up watching ALF reruns when she went to bed, but I creepered her before I fell asleep... so it's all good."
Tommy: "I hear yah, doggy style, creeper style... at least you have a chic."
by Monkey J Monk January 17, 2009
Get the creeper stylemug. by hioalsdfkasns March 30, 2011
Get the creeper keepermug. The crunk creeper is a creeper who constantly pursues booze that is not theirs in an attempt to make it so. The crunk creeper always is lingering around the refrigerator and/or ice chest in pursuit of fellow party dweller's booze. The crunk creeper will almost always deny the theft of the booze in question, and then dismiss the statement with the notion that there is a party going on.
*Crunk creeper takes beer out of fridge*
Tucker: What in the Sam Hill Fuck do you think you are doing man?
Crunk Creeper: Just gettin' a beer, whatdya mean man its a party?
Tucker: Crunk creeping bastards.
Tucker: What in the Sam Hill Fuck do you think you are doing man?
Crunk Creeper: Just gettin' a beer, whatdya mean man its a party?
Tucker: Crunk creeping bastards.
by Mr.Party April 22, 2010
Get the Crunk Creepermug.