Austin

The weirdo of the school that talks to himself. Usually has a girlfriend but she was cat fished and is ugly because he has horrible taste. Rumor has it he is going to be the next school shooter. Has been caught eating eggs in dark corners multiple times. During class he laughs out of no where and likes to ease drop.

Dude: I hate you

Other Dude: I hate you too
Austin: tea!?
Dude; Go eat eggs in the corner with ur ugly a** girlfriend

by Its_Elmo_The_Killer_2.0 January 13, 2019

Austin

Austin is the capital of the U.S. state of Texas and the seat of Travis County. Austin is the 11th-most populated city in the U.S and the 4th-most populated city in Texas. It is the fastest growing of the 50 largest US cities and the second largest capital city after Phoenix, Arizona. As of June 1, 2016, Austin had a population of 931,830. Located in Central Texas in the foothills of Texas Hill Country, the city is home to numerous lakes, rivers, turtles, and waterways including Lady Bird Lake, Barton Springs, McKinney Falls, the Colorado River, Lake Travis, and Lake Walter E. Long. It is cultural and economic center of the Austin–Round Rock metropolitan area, which had an estimated population of 2,010,860.

Austin is a great city to play Pokemon Go!

by Dewgonnnnng July 30, 2016

Austin

Child Molester

Austin is trying to date a 5th grader when his in 8th grade

by 14ismyfavnum November 29, 2018

Austin

A relatively nice friend, that has autism, who is always flirting with at least 10 other girls while acting gay to his friends. He is always Hewitted people.

Man that Austin kid is so annoying.

by Timmy the God November 16, 2018

Austin

one of the shortest guys in school, Mexican, hates guys who names start with s for who knows why

Austin is short

by Lcbs_12 October 8, 2018

Austin

Austin is a super chill dude who isn't afraid of what anyone thinks. You are really lucky if he likes you because he will always make you feel special. He sometimes get's shy around you but you know it's just because he likes you. He is a great friend and makes you and his friends laugh. His smile makes your heart melt and you do everything to make him smile again.

"I need someone."
"what do you mean?"
"I need someone like Austin."
"Ooooooo girl you be lucky if you got yourself an AUSTIN!"

by Frommyhearttoyours October 12, 2018

Austin

Pretty meh, 6/10 wouldn’t recommend if you aren’t in dire need. There’s probably better but sometimes you gotta just settle

Girl 1-I was thinking about dating Austin
Girl 2-Meh

by Bruhgamgbaby December 27, 2018