Shittest school in Hounslow, headteacher is an IRA sympathiser and member of the EDL.
Kids shoot fireworks out of traffic cones and give head in the 2nd floor toilets plz never send your child here
Kids shoot fireworks out of traffic cones and give head in the 2nd floor toilets plz never send your child here
by Cumguzzled6969 April 28, 2022
by MYFUCKINGLIFEISSHIT September 08, 2019
by notabaydidealum January 14, 2019
Pansophia academy is a school full of shit people if you say “I had a great day” someone will say “omg did you hear that Parker ate the teachers table”
by Say sike right now September 23, 2019
You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a prison located in the Hopkins area where a compulsory 4 years of a teenagers life are wasted.
While strolling along the corridors of CA you may come across some of the following paracites:
The Homeschoolers. They are rare, overly sheltered humans who lack the ability to socialize with humans other than their mom or one of their 15 siblings. If you say stupid they will immediately drop their things and find a teacher. Unless that means not being 4 minutes early to class. Because that’s the most important thing.
The Quiet kids. You don’t know if they are also homeschoolers, or just mentally coo coo. It’s quite rare to walk past these kids without being stared down until you turn the corner and are out of there sight.
The somewhat-normal kids:
These people DO KNOW how to socialize, they understand there’s more to wear than farmer jeans and polo shirts, and oh yeah. They have Cell-Phones. Which is quite rare until Junior year for most people at CA.
Finally, there’s the special individuals. They are either 11/10’s and don’t belong in a sh*thole like CA, or they clearly the superiors. Pretty much what normal high schoolers should be. But they are hated by the teachers because they are not sheltered enough, and they might “spoil” the other future seminarians.
While strolling along the corridors of CA you may come across some of the following paracites:
The Homeschoolers. They are rare, overly sheltered humans who lack the ability to socialize with humans other than their mom or one of their 15 siblings. If you say stupid they will immediately drop their things and find a teacher. Unless that means not being 4 minutes early to class. Because that’s the most important thing.
The Quiet kids. You don’t know if they are also homeschoolers, or just mentally coo coo. It’s quite rare to walk past these kids without being stared down until you turn the corner and are out of there sight.
The somewhat-normal kids:
These people DO KNOW how to socialize, they understand there’s more to wear than farmer jeans and polo shirts, and oh yeah. They have Cell-Phones. Which is quite rare until Junior year for most people at CA.
Finally, there’s the special individuals. They are either 11/10’s and don’t belong in a sh*thole like CA, or they clearly the superiors. Pretty much what normal high schoolers should be. But they are hated by the teachers because they are not sheltered enough, and they might “spoil” the other future seminarians.
**Meeting someone new**
“Hey what school do you go to?”
“Ohh uhhh... a private school in Hopkins :)”
“Oh what’s it’s called”
“Uhhh it’s really small you probably don’t know it”
“It’s okay try me.”
“Okay... Chesterton Aca—“
“HAHAHA NERD. YOU GO TO CHESTERTON ACADEMY??”
“Hey what school do you go to?”
“Ohh uhhh... a private school in Hopkins :)”
“Oh what’s it’s called”
“Uhhh it’s really small you probably don’t know it”
“It’s okay try me.”
“Okay... Chesterton Aca—“
“HAHAHA NERD. YOU GO TO CHESTERTON ACADEMY??”
by irregularforcircles March 09, 2021
a school that can't afford paper, but can afford tortillas to throw as frisbees for spanish month. theres legit no hot guys, but theres fuckboys everywhere you look. all the girls are mostly white bitches who stab their friends in the back and who think they have big asses, but their flatter than their back. also contains mental cases
Girl 1: Ugh shes such a bitch and hes such a fuckboy! im so glad i dont go to school with them
Girl 2:They probs go to renaissance academy
Girl 2:They probs go to renaissance academy
by hes a fuckboi September 16, 2017
A little shit made school that can't be renovated into a new school because it allegedly has a title for the 3rd oldest school in the country. The teachers are unprofessional. There are kids known as "dirt kids" that wear camo to school and dip in the bathroom between classes during the 5 minute break. The preppy "cool" kids are either smoking weed or snorting blow. Most of the attractive girls are sluts and hook up with everyone so it's easy to get your dick sucked if you're a male.. If you want your high school diploma from Glynn Academy, just make sure you attend the first day of school your senior year so you're registered and you no longer have to attend each day.
"Dude are you trying to leave Glynn Academy in my new Audi to go do a couple lines and go to soccer practice?"- connor
by abcdefg09876 August 08, 2015