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Federica Syndrome

When a person says "Good night" but doesn't even go to sleep until 4-6 hours.
Person with "SY": GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
Normal person: Good night! Sleep Tight!

*After 1 hour
Person with "SY": I'm Back! LOOOL GOOD NIGHT!
Normal person: Dafuq? Aren't you going to sleep? Night...
*After 2 hours

Person with "SY": HAHAHAHAHA GOOD NIGHT PEOPLE.. Ok'2 this time i'm going to sleep!
Normal Person: Make sure! OK? NOW GO TO SLEEP!
*After 3 hours
Person with "SY": SUPPPP PEO-
Normal Person: FOR DAMN SAKE GO TO SLEEP ALREADY! YOU HAVE A SERIOUS Federica Syndrome!

*Injects Tranquilizer and Anasthetic Injection....*
by Paradoxieus July 30, 2016
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a.q.r. syndrome

Acronym for, "ain't quite right" syndrome.

Mamasaur says that it is more polite to say these three letters when in uncertain company to describe a socially inept loser than to stoop low and use a curse word or other easily recognizable insult.
"Yeah, you know--he's got a little bit of the a.q.r. syndrome," said Mamasaur to her daughter.
by mamma murder January 22, 2011
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Cera Syndrome

Noun. Ailment named after the still somewhat childlike actor Micheal Cera, causing the victim to be frozen in an ageless span of time in which others believe them to be several years younger than they chronologically are. Victims may show incremental height increase but retain the same face and body shape they had at the time the disease was triggered. There is no cure for this, but some with the disease try to alleviate the symptoms with promiscuous behavior, drug and alcohol addictions and smoking, and a metric ton of makeup. These practices have not been medically proven to make one look older and are not recommended without close observation from peers.
Girl One: "Ohmigod that boy is so cute!"

Girl Two: "Yeah... but he's not a pedophile.... He's like 6 years older than you, dude. Poor guy has Cera Syndrome"

Girl One: "Aww... that's just too bad."
by franzthegreymonkey August 15, 2010
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O.M.L. Syndrom

Old Man Love Syndrom
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.

symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.
Stacy - "awwhh, look at him! He's so cute!"

Ken - "..who the old man over there?"

Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."

Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"
by Earnest Earny April 8, 2011
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Michael Syndrome

One of the few syndromes whose symptoms yield a net benefit in one's life. (i.e., this is a syndrome you actually want to have.) Typically, Michael Syndrome is characterized by a dramatic increase in so-called 'eureka moments', of which many are incredibly useful ideas and contributions.

In other words, Michael Syndrome can be thought of as a temporary form of Savant Syndrome, but it is much more direct in application and does not contain any negative side effects.
My God, he just received his third Nobel Prize, fourth Turing award, fifth best-selling book, and is making a killing on his newest stock trading strategy... The only explanation: He has a case of Michael Syndrome.
by actanonverba November 18, 2016
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Roundabout Syndrome

When a girl appears to be fit from behind, you approach and she turns around to reveal she is in fact minging
Guy 1:"That girls looks fit, I'm going in"

Guy 2:"Yea go for it"

2 minutes later....

Guy 2:"Was she not game?"

Guy 1:"Naaa mate, roundabout syndrome"
by carltondcb16 June 6, 2011
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Talari syndrome

The act of saying something, but then going completely quiet and unresponsive for a while after. Usually occurs during phone calls etc.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

Person 2: Yeah go-ahead

Person 1: *complete silence for 20 seconds*

Person 2: Whatever man

Person 1: *comes back and acts like nothing happened* Anyways as I was saying...

Person 1 is being defined as having Talari syndrome.
by AnuPekkaSaukko June 12, 2022
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