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Stress

The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it
Sometimes my AP literature teacher stresses me out.
by Tall Fella January 8, 2022
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Twofold stress

When two things are stressing you out at the same time.
Dan: "Bro u okay?"
Aaron: "Dude I got finals and I'm in a bad group, I got twofold stress, it sucks..."
Dan: "Twofold what?"
by gibustheinfamous May 19, 2020
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petty stress

the act of playing or jamming out to your favorite Tom Petty songs when life's 'petty' stresses start to get the best of you.
You had one hell of a week.. sounds to me like you need to keep your petty stress in check.. now go jam out to *insert favorite TP song*.
by ceep October 13, 2014
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Post Jigger Stress Disorder

An offshoot of PTSD. Post Jigger Stress disorder based upon dealing with Jiggers (Niggers and Annoying People with their names beginning with the letter J).
That man has Post Jigger Stress Disorder after dealing with how annoying James was.”
by Mongolian505 December 29, 2024
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dress-stress

Being very stressed on what to wear to an event.
My wardrobe has too many clothing options, they're giving me dress-stress!
by Spazmatism December 8, 2022
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Stress Shavings

The eraser shavings that cover your desk after you write a test. Caused by erasing half of your work half way throgh out of stress.
Someone must of just wrote a test in here, this desk is coverd in stress shavings.
by mean memes October 9, 2019
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stress sores

a really shit excuse for herpes
"hey i have stress sores!"
"no you don't you just can't admit you got herpes from sucking off a tramp!"
by somerandomman December 15, 2012
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