Stanley Steamer

stanley steamer

When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.

"Sorry about your rug... better call Stanley steamer to clean that up before it dries!"

by Johnson_jokes September 12, 2019

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Stanley Steamer

Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area

Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!

by WoodyWood36206 October 24, 2020

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a trigonometry major, but also made a girl bisexual(who mainly likes girls), and somehow got a 2 paragraph rejection from the same girl. And after many years he still likes her, despite never seeing her.

stanleys gay and a femboy

by sdhfjkdsd August 19, 2023

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Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid

A line Spoken by The Narrator in The Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe If you stay in the broom closet long enough.

Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, he probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.

by Stanley-P July 7, 2024

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Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley

Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

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Stanley (AJK)

Fattest kid in skl ❌🧢 dis yute gets bullied On a daily and he’s hangin out with dat lanky unrated year 11 with the Black primark hoodie , he’s the reason why there are no burgers left on tuesday, takes up 2 spaces in the line, and flicks paper and beats the desk with his pen like his marj beat him
Wallahi his new coat looks like some1 busted a fat one all over him

Person 1 “ Stanley (AJK) fat ahliee”
Person 2 “wallahi he ate all da food?”

by OPPBLOCKBASHA11 December 17, 2019

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