Giggling squid

When a man urinates inside a sexual partners anus and tickles them so it shoots out like a squids ink.
Paul: I just got back from the laundromat, my sheets were diabolical after Brent turned me into a giggling squid
by Paulfromthestory October 20, 2018
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multi-squid

To have spaghetti hanging out your mouth. You are embarrassed because you cant suck it in so you proceed to shake your head from side to side creating a 'multi-squid' effect.
I was on a date with Emily. I was eating spaghetti. It just wouldn't go in so I just multi-squid (ed). She loved it and had some of my spaghetti so she could try it.

Thom "Look at that girl shes got spaghetti sauce all over her face".

Ashley"Argh she must have multi-squid (ed)"
by Otter_Boy May 21, 2013
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wiggly squid

When a woman's sucking a cock and it goes soft in her mouth and squirms about and pops out the side, but she carries on in a vein ettempt to get it hard again
He had too much to drink last night so it was just a wiggly squid in my mouth
by Wrongsowrong July 14, 2017
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Blind Squid

God I could really do with some blind squid!
by Taylorferre141 January 29, 2019
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squid pisses

the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.
the mods are fucking squid pisses
by ooga booga kachigga July 04, 2018
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Squid's dick

A truly loathsome individual, despised by pretty much everybody.
"Did you hear Joe pawned the ring his wife's grandmother left him for money to take to the horse track?"
"I'm not surprised. He's a squid's dick!"
by Mr Fruity April 30, 2016
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Squid Dumpster

A gay man who enjoys having multiple dicks in their butt hole. The back of the gay man then looks like a squid.
That guy gets off to being a Squid Dumpster.
by Dr. Professor Magnum PI, PHD December 14, 2010
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