Where you take your Master Card and slide it through your partners butt crack and lick the poop off it.
John: Hey Amy I got my Master Card today, do you want to master slide?
Amy: Yeah sure
John: Ok, you can lick the card
Amy: Yeah sure
John: Ok, you can lick the card
by EthanTheEthan aka The Jew September 05, 2020
When you're doing someone doggystyle at the top of a slide, and as you become bored, you push them down the slide, whilst having a friend at the bottom to empty their load onto her as she reaches the bottom.
I was out with margaret yesterday and we got bored so we decided to perform an angry slide while Jim emptied his load on her at the bottom for me.
by bumchum4u January 06, 2010
by PFARM April 13, 2006
Common terminology used by ex (or want to be) collegiate athletes describing the physical act of tenaciously pursuing a female prospect and successfully achieving the evening's mission of sexual relations.
Synonyms: leg sweep, take down, head lock, yard sale...
Synonyms: leg sweep, take down, head lock, yard sale...
by Desperado 2009 February 20, 2009
The act of stealing trays from Mickey D's and traveling to your nearest neighborhood park and busting your ass as you fly down the slide. (Note: alcohol and/or drugs can be combined with this practice to enhance the experience)
Guy 1: Yo G lets get drunk as fuck and hit up the slides tonight.
Guy 2: Alright bro, slide surfing it is.
Guy 2: Alright bro, slide surfing it is.
by The Gr8t Alexander December 28, 2008
An event where a group of guys cover a slip and slide in lime jello and with a naked midget at the end. Common in fraternity initiations and gay pride events
Did you see that fraternity, The Quard, held a fund raiser buy doing Kermit Slides??? That was the gayest thing I had ever seen.
by Drite007 July 23, 2011