swamp gas

FBI code word for ghosts and/or UFOs

nothing to worry about here, just some swamp gas caused a flare in the atmosphere...

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

swamp dick

the sensation you feel on your penis when:

A) you take a condom off of your dick right after you bang a nice hot and wet vagina.

B) you get hot and sweaty and dont shower for a few days.

A) Will: Dude, I just banged the guts out of this slut in my car, and when I took the condom off, my dick felt all slimey and weird like it was in a sauna for 3 days.
Me: Sounds like you got a wicked case of swamp dick!

B) Will: Dude, I just got back from a 3-day ass spelunking expedition with my boyfriend, Chris, and it feels like I got a sweaty rodent in my pants.
Me: Sounds like you got a wicked case of swamp dick!

by cheapshott July 19, 2006

swamp ass

An oily, wet, sometimes lumpy secretion which becomes plastered,...no..pasted, between the cheeks of your ass, and in the worst cases, oozes out of the crack near the satchel and skid marks your underwear, and if your wearing slacks, them too. Condition can bring on an uncomfortable rash, butt cheek pimples, and the dreaded festering lump around your underwear leg band.

Dude,..you got swamp ass or what?

by Pierce-a-cola February 5, 2008

Swamp Ass

The slight or severe inflamation of the inner ass cheeks due to excessive walking or running after taking a deuce. Usually a slight refuge of junk surrounds and agitates the exit region.

I had the worse case of swamp ass at Six Flags.

by Cambo El Nino November 11, 2006

Swamp ass

A condition where your butt cheeks/crack feel sweaty, usually after physical activity. The name comes from the fact that, like a swamp, your butt is moist and wet in this situation.

I get a gnarly case of swamp ass whenever I do my daily walk around the park, but drinking a lot of water and chilling out fixes it.

by ProBeb May 9, 2019

Swamp Ass

A condition of severely sweaty butt cheeks or crotch, where the sweat and any un-wiped or leaked fluids or poo from bad hygiene combines to make a disgusting stain that not only stinks up a 10 Ft radius in a crowd but attracts a horde of flies, hundreds of which collect on the stain and feed from it. overly tight nylon pants on a big female booty exacerbate the problem by intruding into the butt crack and wicking the fetid smear to the surface. The sufferer is sometimes unaware of this and does not correct it, leading to randomly taken pictures of their fly-infested ass appearing on the internet at their expense.

Nigel: Oh man- look at that nasty whore with the big booty and red pants! Is that a brown stain in the crack of her ass or a horde of flies on a brown stain?
William: Shit man, she's got the Swamp Ass!

by abjectus October 16, 2012

swamp lord

Being the lord of a swamp.

"Who's that guy covered in mud?"
"Oh that's Tom, he's a SWAMP LORD."

by #1 Swamp Lord in Murica December 25, 2015