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Oscar the Grouch

The coolest Sesame Street character because he has an attitude problem.
Oscar the Grouch: Get the fuck away from mah trashcan befo' I bust a cap in yo' ass!
by AYB March 23, 2003
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Oscar the Grouch

A homeless puppet that is always having a nicotine withdrawal.
Kid: Why are you so mean, Oscar?
Oscar the Grouch: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005
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oscar mayer

An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.
"my bologne has a first name"
by ricemond December 6, 2003
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oscar the snouch

The act of cutting a hole in the bottom of a trashcan, placing your sexual partner in the trashcan, putting the lid on, and then having sex through the hole. When you ajaculate, your partner sticks their head out of the trashcan with an angry face because you finished inside of them.
I met a well-used whore in the alley behind Chumley's for a good-ol Oscar the Snouch.
by cumbuketsssss April 4, 2015
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Oscar Ass

When one takes a shit that resembles the characteristics of Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street (smell or color)
I just took a shit man it was some mad Oscar Ass
by C Biv July 7, 2010
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oscar campaign

Similar to a political election campaign but with Hollywood producers and hopefuls, usually white or Jewish men, who spend a lot of money organizing events to wine and dine voters to try and win votes. These usually involve screenings and standing in circles to jerk each other off while telling each other how great their films are. Once the campaign is over they remind themselves they won the award because the film was actually the most outstanding.
That was an exhausting yet exciting oscar campaign, I can't believe we won, I never saw it coming.
by Toadster82 January 11, 2017
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Oscar Male

Usually friends with Jimmy Garden. Good at rocket league. Very pretty. Annabelle Hopkins are attracted to this specimen. Has a 57.7769955362 inch schlong with extra ketchup
I saw a Oscar Male

Doesn’t he have a 57.7769955361 inch schlong?

No it’s 57.7769955362 inches long
by Jimmy garden October 12, 2020
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