Like daddy issues, but when yo momma was just queen ruler and now no woman can measure up to be the mother of your children.
Bro1: Bro why you can't keep a girlfriend all these girls are bomb dot com.
Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.
Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.
Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.
Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.
by WhiteHead69420 August 30, 2023
Get the Matriarchal Issuesmug. As an employee of da Department of Natural Resources, da perpetually-hotheaded Bob Stuyvesant would likely have major "angler-management issues", both in his manner while fumingly waiting for said stream-bases sportsmen to hunt through their backpacks to locate their paperwork, and bawlingly lamenting about "da one dat got away" --- i.e., da occasional rod-and-reel wielder who managed to slither off before da overzealous-and-obsessively-by-da-book Bob could have a chance to check his catch or ask to see his license.
by QuacksO August 9, 2025
Get the angler-management issuesmug. Health condition involving ruptured breast tissue that urgently needs to be lifted and pain stakingly revved back up. It’s a condition that affects older women. Check back for more soon as it is a very new condition only came up in 2021.
by MoleKaren May 18, 2022
Get the Molinda issuesmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Issues, issUes, issueS<.7.9.7.6.>mug. issues could be described as dana or daneh, known for looking like popeyes kid / pufferfish / weird hamster / weird messed up chihuahua. i could go on but the list will never end. she currently looks like farquad from shrek but the aliexpress version so we call her fartquad
by crabsicle May 10, 2023
Get the issuesmug. Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.
Tiffany: *blushes*
Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.
Tiffany: *blushes*
Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
Get the Have an issue, here's a tissue.mug. "Skill Issue" Is a term used by people often in competitive video games. It means "Bad", or "Not good". Though most who use it are often coping with their own skill issues.
by PremiumSalts July 26, 2023
Get the Skill Issuemug.