1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.
2. The worst fucking experience ever
2. The worst fucking experience ever
Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.
Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.
Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021
Get the Biking on a highway in Virginiamug. The "choccy highway" is the descriptive definition given to a one's sphincter in the act of sexual intercourse when one or both parties desire to penetrate said parties anal cavity with their meat popsicle. "Choccy highway" is a neutral term that applies to both genders
Ill be driving up the choccy highway tonight fellas.
I asked her for directions to the choccy highway she said "just over the bend you can't miss it".
Hooked up with a real mud wallet last night but she let me ride the choccy highway so it wasn't too bad.
I asked her for directions to the choccy highway she said "just over the bend you can't miss it".
Hooked up with a real mud wallet last night but she let me ride the choccy highway so it wasn't too bad.
by Jordan Mc April 22, 2018
Get the Choccy highwaymug. On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.
Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.
by John Baggins June 18, 2022
Get the Boulder Highway Swamp Coolermug. When two (or more) cars engage in an illegal street race that takes place on a highway. There are two ways to stat a highway race. If you flash your high beams at another car, the race is instantly started. Or you can do a count down by honking your car's horn three times.
by Mad_Matt March 10, 2014
Get the highway racemug. by Guitartpc January 17, 2023
Get the Highway hotmug. The moment where everyone in the car starts singing along to the song on the radio, CD player or iPod. Usually caused by long periods of boredom during highway trips.
This phenomenon usually ends up in a long streak of musical numbers where everyone belts out songs they know, usually if controlled via iPod.
This phenomenon usually ends up in a long streak of musical numbers where everyone belts out songs they know, usually if controlled via iPod.
The trip was relaxing until Bohemian Rhapsody started playing and it turned into a fucking Highway Musical.
by DannyLion July 9, 2011
Get the Highway Musicalmug. When going on a long road trip a passenger princess turns into a Highway Queen, when they decide to pass the time in traffic with road head. Passenger princess + road head = Highway Queen.
“I’m borrrred.” The passenger princess said
The song *Highway Star* by Deep Purple plays on the radio.
“I know what you could do…” the driver replied unzipping his pants
Oh! Yes! I’ll be your Highway Queen!
The song *Highway Star* by Deep Purple plays on the radio.
“I know what you could do…” the driver replied unzipping his pants
Oh! Yes! I’ll be your Highway Queen!
by CupcakeCrack March 1, 2024
Get the Highway Queenmug.