Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.

Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.

by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025

Sierra Highway

A road that runs into Lancaster, CA known by locals for its heavy amounts of prostitution, robberies and drug running

Let’s go to Sierra Highway to get a lady of the night

by ii_AusxYz November 5, 2025

The Highway

(N.)

1. A code/metaphor to say one is high on recreational drugs
2. A specific spot to smoke/inject/snort/etc

Ex:

1. Girl: Yeah, I'm on the highway.

2. Tweaker: I'm with George and Mason, Yeah can we meet you at the Highway?

by assholemcgee September 30, 2011

scuzzle highway

A 2 lane hallway running around a sealed clean room that is used to bypass a stairwell, that travels over said room.

Brian, wanna go to break, lets take the Scuzzle Highway.

by rameyz December 4, 2010

highway race

When two (or more) cars engage in an illegal street race that takes place on a highway. There are two ways to stat a highway race. If you flash your high beams at another car, the race is instantly started. Or you can do a count down by honking your car's horn three times.

I just got a new turbocharger for my ride. Whadda you say we do a highway race tonight?

by Mad_Matt March 10, 2014

Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.

Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.

by John Baggins June 18, 2022

Highway

The place where you pay to go 60 mph but really you get in so much traffic that you completely stop and are late to work

Bob:Lets get on the highway
Lisa: NO WAY im not paying to drive on a highway

by Your name and my name October 15, 2017