Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023

hamburger priest

A priest who makes hamburgers out of the flesh of Jesus Christ

Person 1: “ well these burgers taste delicious that cook must be a real hamburger priest”

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021

Hamburger

Being on the same mental wavelength, completing someone’s thoughts, on the exact same page, I get what your saying

You wanna go to the beach rn?
Yo, hamburger!!! I was just thinking about that

Me and Gina are just always hamburger like I bet she can finish my sente…

by dansylvanialand May 24, 2023

hamburger

i fucking hate this word, its so overused and it tastes like shit

hey tiffany, you wanna go to burger king to get hamburgers? tiffany: NO I FUCKING HATE BURGERS SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD I HATE IT

by KickBall45 June 29, 2021

Hamburger

Hamburgers originated from the German region of Hamburg. They are actually called hamburgers for a reason. When the Americans found out about them, they added other topping and it was called the hamburger.

Person 1: I love hamburgers.
Person 2: Yeah they are the best.
Person 1: But why are they called hamburgers if there’s no ham in them?
Person 2: They’re from Hamburg.
Person 1: What’s Hamburg?
Person 2: Do you know anything?

by idk2023 January 13, 2023

turkish hamburger

The poofy haired vagina of an overweight 40+ Black haired woman that has a pickle fragment dangling from within its entanglement of mingle twine.

Dude, she took off her panties and there it was, a Turkish hamburger. She had to be 40+ and queefed pickles.

by Bungfolio the Great!!!! August 31, 2017

hamburger patty

something you slap your friends with in the face when they are being disrespectful and rude.

friend1: ya abby is such a stupid i dont like her
friend2:omg she has slept with so many guys she is starting to look like one
friend3:yea she is really ugly:
me:guys thats not nice (this is where the hamburger patty coes in handy) *slaps with hanmburger patty*

by yuhyuh6969 March 31, 2021