anal ding

The event in which your smartphone's Facebook messenger app makes a dinging sound causing you to check said message only to discover a conversation about anal sex. In that conversation, the word "ding" is now a reference to that event. Further, the use of the word "dong" as a reply to an anal dinging adds further hilarity as this is a reference to the male genitalia often used for the aforementioned anal sex.

"I was at work and got an anal ding. This brought a smile to my face."

by Cali Jester February 26, 2014

Ding 'em

The act of quickly penetrating someone in some orifice one single time, usually rape,

"You see those girls over there bro?"
"Yeah"
"You should Ding 'em"

"What got you in prison?"
"I dinged 'em in the butt"

by NiggletDigglet August 13, 2018

Shmong-Ding

To completely destroy your opponents hopes and dreams on the golf course

Man he is probably crying in the showers after the Shmong-Ding he got on the course today!.

by Tigers White Brother April 19, 2017

Schmling Ding

When one person is out played or even mugged off in any form they have received the 'Schmling ding'.

Jerry- *slips while trying to trip someone over*
Victim- *laughs* you just got the schmling ding bitch

by Bagaack December 09, 2016

Ding single

This is a very bad person most likely a scammer and probably is involved with communism

Ding singles usually have the worst team in there fansty league

Yo I heard that kid is a ding single let's go rob him and ruin his fansty football team

by Brandon wojanh September 06, 2022

Ding Mingy

Lol I don’t have to explain this

Yes, that pair of Gucci shoes is quite Ding Mingy, yo.

by Ding Ming Mingeroo December 04, 2019

ding dong

someone who's name is usually aidan. they think they can pull girls but they have a tiny ding dong and they are also a ding dong.

"aidan is such a DING DONG, ya know!!!"

by cammamungeing July 22, 2018