Nocturnal Cobra

When your boy dare you to send a dick pic so you stick the Snapchat cam in your pants and your hoe don't know.

"Boy, last night I pulled a Nocturnal Cobra on my bitch."

by Fupa Friend August 25, 2016

Cobra Slap

The act of deep charm of the Cobra snake and you wake up to being slapped on the face by a snake charmers dick

Nathaniel was talking about snakes so I hit him with a Cobra Slap

by Randomd2slave July 12, 2025

cobra teaser

someone who teases someones penis

when a man penetrates a woman with his penis but doesnt get off because she walks away.so she is concidered a cobra teaser

by muffcannon5000 September 27, 2009

Iron Cobra

A bass pedal made by TAMA. IT is also the best pedal

I use a pair of Iron Cobras on my drum kit.

by G_Ranger November 6, 2018

cobra

caring , the best sister anyone could ask for , beautiful , gorgeous and just perfect.

"Cobra can sometimes be annoying" said marwa the best person ever xoxo

by hay3 November 29, 2021

Cobra Up

A typical defense mechanism of a weak and timid creature in which the animal or person tries to look bigger than they really are to ward off enemies, or to try and make bitches think you're hella big when you're not.

Jacob was trying to Cobra up tonight at dinner, so he could show Redfern his dope pp.

by jimbob bobson September 7, 2013

Cobra Weave

A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.

Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?

by Klendi October 23, 2020