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ham before banned

Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice
Joker: Lets go ham before banned
by Sandals1384 September 20, 2012
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getting banned on urban dictionary

an act that i will perform (they will do it)
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Social Media Ban

Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!
Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
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boo ban

Any type of controlling the audience so that they can't make noises of disapproval.
Such as where there's a laugh track on the TV to keep you emotionally engaged so that you can't disapprove or on the Internet where the actual platform can kick you off or penalize you for thinking independently thereby killing you're tendency to criticize platform-friendly thoughts.
I went to the T.V. and I simply couldn't express by anger at the bad content and then went to discuss it online but my language was apparently to much even though I didn't use bad words, apparently it's just a boo ban everywhere.
by A bugs's eyes April 3, 2023
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ur-ban

one who gets ban from a game by a white kid
ur-ban kid
by rizzega January 20, 2023
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Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)
1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."
by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023
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K-ban

When an IRC operator /kick's you from the channel that you're chatting in, and then uses the /ban command to block you permanently.

In general, the act of taking away someone's access to the commons by enforcing arbitrary internet hierarchy rules.
"I haven't used Twitter in fourteen years because I signed up when it launched and got my own real name as my @ handle, but then I told someone else to 'go die in a fire' and the moderators k-banned me."

"Lol the CTO was fucking with malicious plugins for Teams video chat so our Microsoft broker threw the whole organization a k-ban. Now nobody's getting shit done until he can find a new subcontractor to license our entire office suite through."
by OwenF January 26, 2023
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