by Yoyo_Here September 14, 2015
Get the mid butt mug.only gay people say this with the name dylan. if you say this you suck donkey balls and have a small dick
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Get the holy butt mug.by Erod81 December 14, 2015
Get the scrub butt mug.A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.
The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.
The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.
1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!
2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.
2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.
by iapologizemom May 16, 2014
Get the Butt Marker mug.A towel, or other absorbent material, used to protect a bed, bench, chair, etc., from the residue moisture left over on one's posterior after a shower, bath, or swim. The towel acts much like a coaster that is used to protect furniture, except this time it's protecting the bed from your wet butt.
"Can't you please use a butt coaster" said Jean, after I got our bed wet by sitting directly on it after coming out of the shower.
by PoorDavid October 13, 2013
Get the butt coaster mug.Some one who does anything to get their boss/co-worker/asshole friends to like them. Also someone who should be punched in the jaw.
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