Funky Butt

FUNKY BUTT is the title of a song performed by New Orleans musician Buddy Bolden in the early 1900's. Bolden has been referred to as the first man of jazz by many writers and jazz musicians. The song was about the odor emanating from a crowd of people packed together in an auditorium dancing in close quarters. The song was later known as "Buddy Bolden's Blues". Authorship was claimed by Willy Cornish- trombone player for the band. References to the song can be found on WIKIPEDIA under "Buddy Bolden"

Lyrics from the song " I thought I heard Buddy Bolden say - Funky Butt, stinky butt, take it away"

by TTxHarpxxxxxhhhhhhhhhh May 22, 2017

butt coaster

A towel, or other absorbent material, used to protect a bed, bench, chair, etc., from the residue moisture left over on one's posterior after a shower, bath, or swim. The towel acts much like a coaster that is used to protect furniture, except this time it's protecting the bed from your wet butt.

"Can't you please use a butt coaster" said Jean, after I got our bed wet by sitting directly on it after coming out of the shower.

by PoorDavid October 13, 2013

scrub butt

A nurse's hot ass in her hospital scrubs. Nurses rock the tight scrub to show off that round ass.

Did you see that hot scrub butt Amy was showing today at the doctor's office? She got ass!

by Erod81 December 14, 2015

mid butt

When your catch yourself staring at the booty for too long and realize it's too late to stop

She was mid butt when she realized she had been staring at the booty for 5 minutes

by Yoyo_Here September 14, 2015

Butt Marker

A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.

The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.

1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!

2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.

by iapologizemom May 16, 2014

butt kisser

Some one who does anything to get their boss/co-worker/asshole friends to like them. Also someone who should be punched in the jaw.

Ken stays late to work everyday, so he can lick his bosses boots. He is a real ass/butt kisser

by JessicaLynn April 11, 2007

Butt Commando

A Butt Commando is a homosexual male that sneaks up behind heterosexual men and sneakily pulls their pants down forcing their cock inside their anus. After a man has been the victim of sexual harassment by a butt commando they are scarred for life and tend to wear tighter pants.

Man 1: Dude you won't believe this but I saw a short, sneaky, butt commando in the street the other day.
Man 2: Woah man did he sneak up on anyone?
Man 1: Yeah he sneaked up on this muscular business man and pulled down his pants whilst the dude was on the phone and managed to penetrate the dude's ass for a few seconds before he noticed.
Man 2: What did he do after?
Man 1: He just turned around and ran away fast.
Man 2: What a Butt Commando.

by goldenfinch January 4, 2014