thanos

a decaying raisin with a sparkly mitten.

oh no its thanos the grape monster!

by oofkid1234 June 5, 2019

Thanos

A purple grape, floating through space, trying to fill his glove, with all the gems galore

Thanos is coming to take the gems from everybody and make spiderman feel not so good.

by I don't wanna go Mr Stark June 19, 2019

thanos

evil space grape on the search for shiny rocks for his gold oven mit

thanos is evil

by connie is good June 21, 2019

Thanos

A big bitch who has no feelings for anything. He is a big purple buttcheek who kills the universe like an asswhole like hitler.

I’m gonna snap that booty like Thanos did.

by Hifhhv April 21, 2019

Thanos

Verb. When you fist your girl in the ass and then snap your fingers while inside.

I was Thanos-ing my girl and when I snapped my fingers her shit disappeared.

by TheB1GLebowsG April 27, 2019

Thanos

Thanos is a big grape drone the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) who was able to beat the Avengers. He snapped a snap that caused half the universe to turn to dust.

Cole- I can’t believe thanos won in Infinity War.

Hank- dude I know I wonder what’s gonna happen in Endgame.

by I’m_really_depressed April 28, 2019

Thanos

A giant purple grape who will not give up his rather impressive rock collection at the pawn shop.

Thanos: fifty’s my best offer, sorry, that’s all I can do.

by ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ᴄᴀʀϟ April 28, 2019