Thanos

A grape who was in fortnite so avengers was mad so fat ass boi thor was happy because he got his hammer and tryed to kill him so inon man brought back his son

Me :iron man died because of thanos

by My cat died May 14, 2019

Thanos the jackass

he is me when im high

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Im crazy Thanos the jackass

by evan.floden May 15, 2019

Thanos

thanos is mr big purple alien thumb man. he has a very nice rock collection on his yellow oven mitten. the marvel guys and avengers people (who stink) are buly him 4 no reason. thanos come from plant titan and thanos has weird chin

thanos is a big gay

by Dank Guy 69 420 666 May 18, 2019

Thanos

A lesbian purple dinosaur with the capability to wipe out 50% of the universe

"What the Thanos!!!????"

by febasif bewn May 20, 2019

Thanos

A big ass raisin that kills half of the earth's population for a living. Set apart from being a raisin, he collects sparkly OP rocks that fit in his big ass sparkly glove. Karma bites him in the ass when he gets decintigrated in avengers end game. He also flex sealed his ass shut so ant man can't go inside of him. Wait, if he flex seals his ass shut, how will he go the the bathroom. We will never know.

Thanos is a big raisin with a face

by Thenightsbiggestfear May 26, 2019

Thanos ass

When your ass gets smacked so hard the bruises turn purple.

Sally: Why can't you sit down?

Me: my boyfriend Thanos assed me and the pain is unbearable

by ChadTheRadDad May 28, 2019

Thanos Car

Big nibba riding on those hoes with that one-inch pinch

Thanos Car will rape your children and run over your nutsack.
You better not fuck with Thanos Car or you'll get snapped out of existence.

by Big_Nibba_69 May 28, 2019