Testistulistic

Adj. Tes-tick-you-list-ick

When something posses the quality of being a massive testicle. In some instances, it can be a pair of sleigh dogs. The dogs become the testicle, and the be considered testistulistic, it must also be awesomely semenifiristic.

Holy shit bro, that fuckin' Canadian Thunder Whisky mother fuck has some testistulistic dog-balls. Fuck the police as well, they be bitch ass nyuckas.

by ChiefWithJesusANDdrugs September 8, 2007

Testissimo

Balls loud.

Play this testissimo, or we'll hear the woodwinds

by Mcbobbyjoe September 22, 2009

testicalls

similar to a booty call, but the female (or homosexual male) does the calling.

unfortunately there has never been any record examples of testicalls in all of history :'(

by Zomar October 2, 2007

testicli

1. The plural of testicles.
2. Multiple sets of testicles

1. I have testicles, he has testicles, we have testicli.
2. If you three fools don't stop harassing me, I will cut off your testicli.

by Michael/Benjamin December 7, 2007

TesticKleaze

An unguent used for the relief of dry, itchy, or otherwise uncomfortable scrotums.

"Every man needs to feel like a man."

"Damn, my sack itches. Hand me that tube of TesticKleaze, bitch!"

by Schuermanator July 25, 2009

testical diddler

1. Referring to a masterbating male.

2. Referring to a homosexual male.

3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.

a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."

b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"

c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"

by big anna January 1, 2010

Testicas

For when you really want to use the word "Testicles" in a shit talking statement (or any general statement)...but realize as a female you dont have any!

Denae should get the perks because she had the Testicas to ask first.....
He's such a pussy, his girlfriend has bigger testicas then he does...

by ChelseaAnn October 9, 2010