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Tea Area High School 

Tea Area High School is truly an amazing school. Have you ever seen a two-faced snake? Your in luck. Come to Tea and you'll be faced with hundreds of them. Tea had a wide assortment of fake people to pick to be your friends. Hoes, dickheads, assholes, narcissists, we have them all! Now don't get me wrong, we have a couple nice people. We have the ones that will talk shit to your face and not behind your back. A true luxury in this high school not everyone can have. Tea Area High School is a scout's paradise. Think you're toxic? Come to this high school. Your toxicity will pale in comparison to those who go to Tea Area High School.
Tea Area High School has exactly 10 decent people.
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A tea-aboo is a person much like a weeaboo, except not trying to act Japanese. Moar liek British. Can't pronounce British insults or slang.

Tea-aboo's often drink tea and attempt to speak with British accents.
I am a tea-aboo... Just less retarded.
tea-aboo by Tea~aboo. February 27, 2009
A group that originally supported Ron Paul but was subsequently taken over by Republican Fundietards, Corporatists, and generally uneducated white blue collar rednecks who don't know what's best for them.

These people think they are mirroring the Boston Tea Party, but in reality are doing no such thing as the original Boston Tea Party was meant to stand against the corporatism practiced by the East India Company with the passing of the Tea Act of 1773. In short, this act gave the EIC permission to import tea into the colonies TAX FREE. This was done to screw over American tea businesses. Sound familiar?

They are also using this as an excuse to push a far-right christian fundietard agenda by gutting social programs, education, regulatory agencies and women's health services.

The end goal of their master is a stupid, destitute populace that is subservient to them and ONLY them.

These folks also love to project their own failures onto anything they perceive as 'the Left', or 'Liberals', or 'Libtards'. Examples of this include throwing around the words 'Indoctrination', 'Socialism', and 'Communism'. It seems all we can do now is prevent them from becoming another Liberty League.
Person 1: What's with the Tea Party? Don't they realize that the people they put in office want to hurt them, not help them?

Person 2: I'm sure people were asking the same thing about the Liberty League during FDR's presidency..sad how history repeats itself.
Tea Party by Grey Buddhist September 12, 2011

Tea Bag Monster 

One who creeps from house to house at night and places his/hers, genetals upon ones forhead while one is sleeping.
Holy fuck balls, its the tea bag monster!
Tea Bag Monster by MEOFF JACK March 10, 2004

Tea cosied

The oppostie to tea bagging. A female straddles a mans head from behind while he is sitting upright.
"Dude, that lucky guy over there just got tea cosied!!"
Tea cosied by daffodil June 24, 2007

Tea Floss 

Tea Floss is the pubic hair stuck in your teeth after you've been tea-bagged.
"Wow, that guy's got a great tea bag. But the tea floss is a bitch."
Tea Floss by Stooge-on-BOL May 15, 2008