A very strange phenomenon has recently been observed in patients whom have been diagnosed with having both N.P.D. and Tourette Syndrome. In rare cases, these two diseases have spontaneously fused with one another to form a deadly super-disease known as Dolinski Syndrome.
Symptoms of DS include:
-cold shallow eyes
-paper thin smile
-callous obnoxious laughter
-repeatedly inappropriate behavior
-lacking sincere emotional connection
-underestimating the value of friendship
-grossly misunderstanding the meaning of love
Symptoms of DS include:
-cold shallow eyes
-paper thin smile
-callous obnoxious laughter
-repeatedly inappropriate behavior
-lacking sincere emotional connection
-underestimating the value of friendship
-grossly misunderstanding the meaning of love
"Dolinski Syndrome has no cure. Although it is not contagious, DS is a very serious form of mental illness and there is a real danger for those closest to the afflicted. A full and immediate quarantine is strongly recommended."
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Mamasaur says that it is more polite to say these three letters when in uncertain company to describe a socially inept loser than to stoop low and use a curse word or other easily recognizable insult.
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Get the Rita syndrome mug.One of the few syndromes whose symptoms yield a net benefit in one's life. (i.e., this is a syndrome you actually want to have.) Typically, Michael Syndrome is characterized by a dramatic increase in so-called 'eureka moments', of which many are incredibly useful ideas and contributions.
In other words, Michael Syndrome can be thought of as a temporary form of Savant Syndrome, but it is much more direct in application and does not contain any negative side effects.
In other words, Michael Syndrome can be thought of as a temporary form of Savant Syndrome, but it is much more direct in application and does not contain any negative side effects.
My God, he just received his third Nobel Prize, fourth Turing award, fifth best-selling book, and is making a killing on his newest stock trading strategy... The only explanation: He has a case of Michael Syndrome.
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Get the Michael Syndrome mug.The act of saying something, but then going completely quiet and unresponsive for a while after. Usually occurs during phone calls etc.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
Person 2: Yeah go-ahead
Person 1: *complete silence for 20 seconds*
Person 2: Whatever man
Person 1: *comes back and acts like nothing happened* Anyways as I was saying...
Person 1 is being defined as having Talari syndrome.
Person 2: Yeah go-ahead
Person 1: *complete silence for 20 seconds*
Person 2: Whatever man
Person 1: *comes back and acts like nothing happened* Anyways as I was saying...
Person 1 is being defined as having Talari syndrome.
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Guy 1:"That girls looks fit, I'm going in"
Guy 2:"Yea go for it"
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Guy 2:"Was she not game?"
Guy 1:"Naaa mate, roundabout syndrome"
Guy 2:"Yea go for it"
2 minutes later....
Guy 2:"Was she not game?"
Guy 1:"Naaa mate, roundabout syndrome"
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