Surf & Turf

To get head while your girl is taking a shit

I need some Surf & Turf; Hey mike you smell that it remind of that time I got some Surf & Turf; Hey babe I'm going to the bathroom & I want to give you some head come get this Surf & Turf

by OSHA 28 May 7, 2013

surfing the internet

What you're doing instead of what you should be doing right now.

While surfing the internet, i found this funny cat picture, it's a shame it's not helping my math homework due tomorrow.

Also: literally what you are doing at this very moment

by Falcon_lover March 23, 2016

Surewood Forest

A nice hairy vagina that is sure to get you sporting wood provided you like a nice bearded clam.

I got a look at that hoe's surewood forest and I was all up in dat shit.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Survive The Disasters 2

The best fucking roblox game in the history of best roblox games.

Girl: Hey, do you play Survive The Disasters 2?
Boy: Yeah! I have over 20000 survivals, I'm S10 and Masters!

by mrhappyfangirl January 23, 2019

surasha

Surasha is a girl who is pretty(really fucking hot), intellegent(scary smart), trustworthy, funny, understanding and has the the ability to make even the worst day bearable.

Me: How the fuck is Surasha so perfect?!

by ToeM0904 February 23, 2019

surthrival

A portmanteau of "survival" and "thriving." Just making ends meet, yet flourishing as a person. Finding time for growth under harrowing circumstances. Meeting life's most unwelcome challenges with gusto, and even panache. Existential heroism.

Kira's 2020 surthrival has been impressive. While the rest of us fatted ourselves on delivery, booze, and Netflix, she quit smoking and drinking and got her own place!

by fdj383fj December 8, 2020

Skeezer Surfing

The act of finding a filthy whore so you can get laid.

Man, I can't believe you actually went Skeezer Surfing last night. You might want to get checked bro.

by Nov1707 March 26, 2009