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Black Superman

You know... You can electrocute Superman pretty good but...
by Hym Iam July 21, 2023
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Superman Is Dead

Superman Is Dead are like Indonesian Green Day on crack. Belati Tuhan is their best song as it reminds me of 80s hard-core punk
by UltimateDoge July 23, 2023
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Superman Funko Pop

A literal funko pop that looks like Superman, bro has powers too.
Hey mom, can you give me that Superman Funko Pop?
by Colton20101 March 28, 2023
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Superman

The most dogsh*t of a so called "superhero" ever created in the DC universe. Yeah he has powers, xray vision, lazer eyes, fight and hes strong ig (hes a puny weakling) but he has a weakness... a glowing green rock...😹😹 and they come in more colors to that do other things, so logically speaking, if you got a mini gun and loaded it up with a bunch of those green rocks (you can buy them anywhere on the dc dark web) and sprayed at him. DEAD! You kill him in many other ways hes not completely invincible, like how alfred could stomp on his head. In conclusion Super man is the shittiest "hero" ever

Sincerly

-Batman dick rider!
Guy 1: Yo that kid over there is so superman🤮🤮

Girl 2. I know right its actually nasty..🤢🤢
by 【Batman's №1 D!ck Rider】 December 17, 2023
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Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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