Super Straight

Robert, Makoyi, and their racist dog pretend to be oppressed on Twitter.

Robert: Makoyi please have sex with me I'm Super Straight.
Makoyi: No Robert, you are oppressing me with having a penis.
White Dog: Bark Bark I'm a racist

by Cat_BestinShow December 27, 2021

Super Straight

Someone who is transphobic. Usually boys between 11-20 who never touched a women. They made a flag that looks like na*I flag and their colors are ⬛🟧

That dude is a idiot
Yeah he is super straight

by kravljamuda March 9, 2021

Super Straight

An unintelligent individual who excuses their homophobia by making up their own sexuality that is represented by the porn hub colour scheme.

A: "wow, they're really hot!"
B: "Actually, they're trans so they are not someone I want to date. I'm transphobic-- I mean super straight and I only date real wo-"

*gunshots*

B: XP
A: :D

by MaddieSkye1715 April 17, 2021

super straight

Allegedly, sexually attracted only to cis members of the opposite sex. That is, a "super straight" man will allegedly only be sexually attracted to cis women. However, since such men may be attracted to trans women when they do not know that they are trans, the actual definition is "allegedly heterosexual and lying transphobe."

The "super straight" man thought the chick in The Crying Game was hot, at least for the first few minutes. Then he set his DVR on fire and cried "No homo!"

by lsjhglsjgfslf;ghsoufhsougslf;s December 17, 2022

super straight

a “sexuality” made by a bunch of transphobic people trying to weasel their way into the lgbtq+ and invalidate other lgbtq+ people. they only date cisgender people who were born the opposite sex as them. the colors of the flag are black and orange (inspired by pornhub)

guy 1: have you seen that tiktok trend “super straight?”
guy 2: yeah i identify as super straight now
guy 3: that’s transphobic, you’re allowed a preference but the sexuality is made to invalidate trans and lgbtq people
guy 4: fuck off, me and the boys are all super straight, go to hell

by anonymous March 8, 2021

Super Straight

a group of closeted people

person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway

person 3: that sounds kinda gay

by fuckthehets March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A made up sexuality that started as a joke on tiktok but now some people take it seriously and it is used to mock the LGBTQ+ community with comments such as "guys this took me a long time but I'm coming out as Super Straight" the other reason it exists is because a few people have called straight people transphobic for not wanting to date trans women. but it's really just a way to mock LGBTQ+ people

Person A: I'm coming out as Super Straight.
Person B: Okay and?
Person A: wait, you're not mad?

by idc_if_ur_mad March 7, 2021