stroking your cock

A term told to someone who is talking about how great of a person he/she is and how "great" their accomplishments were over and over again. This person seeking self satisfaction by telling everyone what they did. Often used when someone is seeking attention because of something great they did. Can be used hand in hand with "stroking his/her cock" when referring to someone else.

Tim: Yo, I did so good in my last game dude, that ball I hit still hasn't landed. I definitely won the game.

Mike: That's great now stop stroking your cock.

by Mikbizzle April 19, 2014

Vinegar strokes

The point at which there is no going back when you are about to shoot your load!

Quick, get off! I can hear my dad coming up the stairs!

I can't, I'm on the vinegar strokes and this yop has got to fly!

by Sir Cliterati January 25, 2011

The Ole' Soroky

The multitask of taking a dump on the toilet and puking in the sink at the same time.

After coming home from the bars, we opened the bathroom door and found Jim doing The Ole' Soroky.

As I opened the bathroom door, I found shredded underwear on the floor, and Tanaka doing The Ole' Soroky.

by cheeks1128yahoo February 6, 2010

stroke session

When a guy facetimes/skypes/video chats a girl and jerks off too her while she watches and disrobes herself in order to help him blow his load. After he does his finishing move, he usually ends the call without warning and never talks to the girl again.

Hey Paul, I just did a Stroke Session(SS) with Christina last night, too bad she'll never hear from me again.

by DoubleGDowntheStreet November 16, 2014

Stroked

stroked... same as ripped off

I wouldn't buy anything off these forums, been stroked once here and been stroked once on e-bay. Will come back and haunt the mofos though!

by Shodan December 27, 2004

Stroke Material

A personal inventory of items either visual or physical that a man regularly uses to bring himself to sexual climax. Often in the absence of a GF.
A man's dedication to increasing his stroke material is unparrallel. Even at the brink of death a man's thoughts about increasing his collection and how it may benefit his manhood is ... "uncanny".

Hot wannabe paramedic: Ohh God! T-t-theres so much blood! i'm jus. i'm just an intern! I-i don't know what to do, please help... someone!?!? just hang in there, an ambulance will be here soon.. okay?

Pedestrian: Jesus! that guys been blasted. Someone dial 911 dammit!!
hey.... hey.. i think he's tryin' ta say somethin...!

Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: 'Me...

Hot wannabe medic: huh? "steps in closer"

Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: G....'
gimme...
now...... please.....
G..' imme.. dat picture... please.....
please... L-l-lemme use it..
st-st...stroke... m-material... "heavy breathing"
leaze..
..o-one last time....

Medic: Huh? My ID Card!?

..please......

pll.."Dies"
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Steve: Hey its Megan FoX Nude
Matt: Holy fuck, have u seen anything more beautiful?
Steve: ima save it..
Matt: ima use it as stroke material
Steve : Just dont get any on my keyboard/monitor aight..
Matt: wo0t?

by cL4yMore October 17, 2008

Stroke Book

Slang for an erotic magazine, frequently a well-distributed glossy monthly, generally featuring soft-core pornography in the form of nude pictorials ("photo spreads") and short fiction.

The "stroke" in "Stroke Book" is the frequent use of such periodicals to achieve sexual fantasy, arousal, and usually solo sex, that is, manual stimulation or masturbation to orgasm on the reader's part. The focus of such magazines is usually to highlight nudes of one specific gender in the pictorials, not both, and the perspective of one gender as narrator of a graphic erotic encounter in the short fiction.

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"Hey, Sis, can I borrow your copy of nudie magazine? I need a stroke book, if you know what I mean."

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"Okay, Leslie, but bring it back afterwards and don't get the pages stuck together!"

by al-in-chgo February 22, 2010