When a person believes he/she has the ability to browse all 500+ facebook friend pages, make no comments or likes and commit all their "friends" perceived sins or faults to memory to later use in a Facebook private messaging fight. Also known as a Facebook stalker or a Face-tard. Usually sign of a delusional or mentally unstable adult computer user.
User: "Why did you delete my comment?"
Facebook Stealth believer: "I cannot stand your endless negativity anymore"
User: "Are you high? I commented on what a crock it was to have to work this weekend."
Facebook Stealth believer: "That's what I mean..."
User: "WTF? My activity log says you haven't liked or commented on my profile since January 12, 2012."
Facebook Stealth believer: "I cannot stand your endless negativity anymore"
User: "Are you high? I commented on what a crock it was to have to work this weekend."
Facebook Stealth believer: "That's what I mean..."
User: "WTF? My activity log says you haven't liked or commented on my profile since January 12, 2012."
by Facebook Haterz Unite January 22, 2014
Get the facebook stealthmug. Having moved past an object or person without beeing noticed until after the stealthing had taken place.
Guy: Dude, i just totally stealthed past that guy.
Dude: yeah man, he only saw you when you got to the other side of the room!
Dude: yeah man, he only saw you when you got to the other side of the room!
by FallingDutchMan July 22, 2023
Get the Stealthedmug. When your partner acts progressively more obnoxious and insensitive, forcing you to break up with THEM, thus achieving their true goal without undue drama or bloodshed.
My wife has been drunkenly chasing our pool boy and the maid, cracking jokes subtly at my expense and flirting with the tennis pro at our country club. It’s a stealth breakup, she forced me to do the deed myself by acting so obnoxiously.
by Thunder lord January 30, 2018
Get the Stealth breakupmug. A girl who has a relationship with at least one guy for every period she has (including missed ones), yet pretends not to be a hoe.
-Yo, gabby gives more head than a serial street whore, the hell is with this innocent shit?
- what a stealth hoe! She sucked my dick!
-she sucked my dick too!
- what a stealth hoe! She sucked my dick!
-she sucked my dick too!
by Oliver closoff April 27, 2015
Get the Stealth hoemug. The use of the word is done so in which to trick someone during the game of Bullshit / Cheat / I Doubt It, not just restricted to jacks but to your personal favourite card. This is used to make someone think you are bullshitting, or to people that know you more well, make them think you are in fact not bullshitting.
You: Yeah I place down a stealth jack...I mean a 7
Silly Billy: Oh mate that defo bullshit you so put down a jack
You: nah m9 #dealwithit
or
You: Stealth jac...I mean a 6
People: You do that all the time now we know it is a 6
You: *gets a free pass for lying*
Silly Billy: Oh mate that defo bullshit you so put down a jack
You: nah m9 #dealwithit
or
You: Stealth jac...I mean a 6
People: You do that all the time now we know it is a 6
You: *gets a free pass for lying*
by iBroadwell March 9, 2015
Get the Stealth Jackmug. A stealth hater is someone who doesn't have the courage or intestinal fortitude to confront you or express their hate for you to your face. They will tell everyone else why they hate you. They will either pretend to like you to your face or not say anything at all. The worst kind of hater.
Anna is such a stealth hater - she won't serve me or talk to me at the coffee shop unless she has to - and puts on the fakest smile and attitude one ever did see.
by C Tasch July 4, 2022
Get the stealth hatermug. by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018
Get the stealth pipemug.