stealth 100

to gain so much stealth that you become invisible to the multiverse when you crouch/sneak.
Homer Simpson is a good example of gaining stealth 100, as he gets absorbed by his hedges when he completely disappears, or when franklin steals the yellow car from micheal's son jimmy.

ima get stealth 100 and do a sneak attack

by SCPlayz7000 April 21, 2024

Stealth

A man that you simply cannot tell if he is gay or not. You dont ask him, but rather inquire with his friends or in this case bring in some girls to dig the dirt. No one knows

Travis: You worked with the new guy yet ?

Ryan: Naw man, is he a flame ?

Travis: Im not sure, Hes a stealth cause I cant pick him up on my gaydar.

by meusimperium August 15, 2010

Stealth Cold

All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.

I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.

by SpeckledJim1917 April 16, 2014

stealth pack

Potent marijuana that has little to no smell, to prevent being detected by scent.

I had some loud last week but now I got this stealth pack

by Weedteacher December 2, 2017

Stealth Fat

Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.

Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.

Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.

by twurzz June 9, 2011

Stealthing

When someone is in a call with friends and state they will be gone for "x" amount of time then proceed to leave for quadruple or more the time

Scar is stealthing, he said we would go eat and come back in 30 minutes and now it has been 3 hours

by yourextravaultspace June 13, 2025

stealth hater

A stealth hater is someone who doesn't have the courage or intestinal fortitude to confront you or express their hate for you to your face. They will tell everyone else why they hate you. They will either pretend to like you to your face or not say anything at all. The worst kind of hater.

Anna is such a stealth hater - she won't serve me or talk to me at the coffee shop unless she has to - and puts on the fakest smile and attitude one ever did see.

by C Tasch July 4, 2022