Staff of Kings

A sacreligious yet amusing sex act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his penis while reciting passages from the King James Bible.

"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"

by Jonny Humphries December 26, 2008

Seafood Love Nest

Two or more people who do not shower regularly having sex on a beach.

Call the cops, there's a disgusting seafood love nest over there.

by JohnnyBGoodNLHS March 21, 2010

Staffler

Someone who begs for staff. (Example: Discord servers, hardware manufacturers)

My friend is always such a staffler.

by Trolly rolly December 15, 2018

Steadman

Someone, usually female but can be male, who cheats at card games like snap and go fish, even when theres no wager at stake.

Shes a steadman, dont play cards with her!

by Smurfenhiem June 5, 2020

Seaford Jacuzzi

When you're into the daughter, but it turns out the daughter and the mother have a close relationship and the mother gives you the inside details on the daughter to get you across the line.

Toby got into that Seaford Jacuzzi again and now he is dating Tabitha after her mother called him

by CamelBlue March 17, 2022

the seaford beast

The seaford beast is the center of a popular urban legend in Yorktown Va. Seaford, a large suburban area in York county which is mostly low lying marshland with neighborhoods in between is reportedly where the beast lives. It has been described as the size of a large dog but with many features that cannot be attributed to any domestic animal. It hunts small animals and children but has rarely been known to prowl neighborhoods in the open. A strictly nocturnal creature it is always seen at night either in or near woods. The real identity of the beast is most likely a large feral dog or bobcat, but a positive identification has yet to be made.

Josh- hey man, you wouldnt believe what happened last night!

jim- what?

Josh- me and frank were walking through some woods in seaford last night and got chased by the SEAFORD BEAST!

jim- Holy Crap, your lucky to be alive, next time you do that kinda thing, i would bring a 12 gauge or something, and even that is no sure protection against THE BEAST.

by the seaford beast hunter June 25, 2008

camp staff

They are the most insane people you will ever meet.

Person #1: what are they doing over there?
Person #2: I don't know they're camp staff.

by LolHiHowAreYou February 16, 2017