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starbucks

a place for rich basic white girls to buy expensive drinks and post about it all over Instagram and makes it their whole personality.
Emily: I'm going to go to Starbucks are you coming?
Rebecca: totally
Emily: I'm gonna get the pumpkin spice latte, you know for the autumn vibes
Rebecca: omg totally, make sure you put a cute filter on it when you post it on insta
by zxxrrxx January 25, 2022
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Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓
by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022
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starbucks shuffle

The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...

Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010
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Starbucked

Verb:
“To Starbuck* signifies the concerted effort to boycott a company supporting apartheid, illegal settlement, war crimes, and genocide perpetrated by the state of Isræl, aiming to bring about its financial collapse in response to ethical concerns.
"Did you see that Zara advert mocking P*lestine? Guess they back Isræl. Classic move. Guess it's their turn to get Starbucked.”
by Marmaduke Holmes December 24, 2023
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Starbucks name

A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.
Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George

A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*

Starbucks name
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 2, 2025
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Starbucks Mode

Starbucks Mode (n.): An intellectual endeavor conceptualized by Sir Thomas Jackson in the year 2023, characterized by the diligent and assiduous engagement with scholarly or professional work on one's electronic device, manuscript, or tome, accompanied by the auditory backdrop of music. This practice was initially instantiated by a pupil's entreaty to amalgamate musical stimulation with their academic pursuits, to which Sir Jackson acquiesced with a modicum of reservation.
"Mr Jackson, can I go Starbucks Mode?" "Okay, go ahead my little sparrow" (Dismissive grunt)
by EdgarAllenPoop January 29, 2024
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Starbucking

Starbucking: (v) to meet with others at high-priced, non-alcoholic beverage retailers for random, comfy-couch conversation and people-watching
Hey (insert friend's name)... I feel like Starbucking, wanna come?
by Gramr Qween October 27, 2011
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