spartan wingman

A friend who is in the Spartan army of Greece. He talks to hot women for you and he gets you laid because he is a complete badass. Now especially because of the movie 300.

"Dammit Budosh, that Spartan wingman of yours got you laid so bad! You know it's only cause King Leonidas is such an apple-eatin' bad-ass!"

by Neil Biddish March 15, 2007

sparta

A small town in Wisconsin mostly inhabited by whores, liars, drug dealers, and scrubs. although not all are, the rest are Oaxaca, pronounced (whohaca) which rhymes with caca... i don't think thats coincidental. basically a drug town with many mexicans.... if you ever do visit this magical land, dont sit on the toilet seats in public for you may get an std. happy travels!

Hey we live in sparta, you should come visit us.

no thanks.

by danikalifornialou November 19, 2010

Mr. Smarty Pants

Somebody who is pretty smart. You normally copy off this dude in class and pick on him occasionally. But at the end of the day, he knows he's needed to copy off of.

Mr. Smarty Pants just pooped his pants again.
Time to copy off of Mr. Smarty Pants.

by shinyhinter November 15, 2016

Sporty Spice

Member of the spice girls band. Rumoured to be queer - a sure sign is when publicity machines skim over details on their private life.

Referenced in the film Bend it Like Beckham. Mum: You'll never get a guy always wearing trackies - just look at Sporty Spice.

by ShortHairLvr September 2, 2005

spart

Short for "Spartacist" - a cult of Kim Il-Sung appologists that claim to be the only legitimate heirs to Leon Trotsky, and the vanguard of world revolution, forth-internationalist-stylee.
Sparts have a slightly discomforting obsession with abolishing "fascist" age-of-consent laws, and are occasionally shunned as some sort of Marxist-NAMBLA.

Silly Spart, I don't want a subscription to yr theoretical journal.

by VMC January 11, 2005

sparticus

The coolest kid in the world. His enemy? sNOTicus.
basically yea, sparticus kicks ass.

Kid 1-Hey you know that kid in WHAP?
Kid 2-Sparticus?
Kid 3- Yea, he so totally rocks.

by the real sparticus guy December 28, 2007

sharty

shower party. Consists of a group of college students showering at the same time with music playing.

it's sharty time!
let's sharty everyone!

by ermajean2 October 19, 2018