situation number 9

On your last life after being reincarnated as a cat.

Can't go skydiving, I've got a situation number 9.

by pjargon July 21, 2020

Shituation

A poop that comes on so quickly you aren't sure you'll make it to the can.

Man, I was stuck in traffic this morning and almost had a real shituation.

by grinner71 September 15, 2011

shituation

(noun) a set of circumstances in which one finds oneself; a state of affairs, that have gone to shit.

After hooking up with his female friend once, and being denied a second time, Jake found himself in a shituation.

by thunderbearhawk November 9, 2011

shituation

A situation in which one's time to reach a proper bathroom will exceed the amount of time before an involuntary bowl movement will occur.

After eating some street food in Mexico, I had a shituation and needed to buy new pants.

by Magatron February 6, 2013

Gaddafi situation

A situation where if a particular subject or person is not removed will result in a unstable and un-easy future.

It's used as a metaphor to describe in a pretence of the near future or a particular event that happened.

John do you remember last night we avoided that Gaddafi situation with that drunk girl last night, glad we bailed before we got the taxi

by Gaddafi July 4, 2011

Sticky Situation

A sticky situation occurs when you have sperm on your hand and have no way of getting rid of it.

(And no you can not eat it)

"I was jerking off and then nutted. But then I realized I didn't have anything to wipe this on. I got my self in a sticky situation and couldn't get out."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

Schrödinger's Situationship

When a situationship can oy be determined by who in the party answers the question

“Are Sarah and Dubem having a thing “
“Sarah say yes”
“Dubem says no”
“So does the thing they have exist or i depends on who i ask”
“damb thats a Schrödinger's situationship “

by Lord_dubious on twitter March 12, 2020