A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando December 9, 2015
Get the Human Sized Slothmug. by Nigger number two April 7, 2019
Get the Slothmug. the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)
by SuperBun October 18, 2022
Get the Sloth Crustmug. When you and your and your partner are having sexual intercource and your partner is such a slow fence bitch that he fucks so damn slow
by butt hert June 11, 2014
Get the sloth bangmug. by Gangbang76 June 1, 2025
Get the Sid The Slothmug. When one takes a dookie, but does not flush. The doodoo sits for hours and becomes crusty within the toilet.
by dookieman101 September 21, 2011
Get the Slothmug. a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.
by Hailey Turnneybaly December 23, 2009
Get the Slothmug.