mitzvah season

if u live in a jewish neighborhood, then 7th grade will be full of mitzvahs. also known as BM season. This is basically when all the girls dress like fuckin hoes in their short tight ass black dresses and guys look gay as fuck in their tight ass pants. Everyone hooks up in the halls for 30 seconds and then gets caught by a caterer or a jewish grandma. All the girls jump up and down ass those little pervy seventh grade guys watch their tits. The bad kids go juul in the bathroom and then also get caught by a grandpa named Irving. The Shirley temples are endless and the kids that dont steal alchohol off the adults tables pretend to get drunk off of them.

lily : I love bat mitzvah season!!
Emma: you only like bat mitzvah season because you make out with Jake every time!!

by urbangod11 November 29, 2018

Yoga pants season

That special time of year when the weather cools down and yoga pants replace shorts on girls' closets

Bro fall is almost here. You know what that means. YOGA PANTS SEASON!!!!

by the_dread_head_wonder September 8, 2015

Break up season

The season where most couples break up. Mostly in the beginning of September or mid-October. Also around mid-May or beginning of June.

Break up season, the season where they finally break up so I can steal him.

Wow everyone is breaking up. Duh its's break up season.

by JunoJuzo June 3, 2018

Seton Hall University

A school conveniently located right in the hood. Some people from the hood somehow make it into the school. As a result of its shitty location, the whole school is blocked off from society by a large metal fence, and you have to ID and swipe to do the simplest of actions (like enter the parking lot) and enter your building. Further, you are not allowed to have a car if you are not a commuter or don't have an internship..regardless if you are a senior or freshman.. A lot of the people there are New York/New Jersey rich, snotty kids, so if you're not like that then it is highly suggested not to go to this school. or else you will transfer after one semester, just like yours truly.

non shu student: hey hows Seton Hall University treatin ya?

shu student: it sucks i transferred. when they asked where i said i didn't care as long as i never had to look at south orange, nj again in my life

by Sheriff69 October 19, 2011

Sessoms

Sessoms Nautical Gifts - Located in Sea Isle City, New Jersey. A whimsical store full of knick-knacks and mini sea-shells that look like trix brand cereal. A hot spot where geriatrics and rowdy teens can get together in peace. The aisles are overflowing with the crap they sell. Sessoms can never be destroyed because it is built with the power of love.... and really hardcore asbestos.

"Hey Megan and Greg, where should we get Joe's shotglass?"
"How 'bout SESSOMS NAUTICAL GIFTS? It's full of grand trinkets and miscellaneous potpourris!"
"Okee-Dokee!!! derp!"

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 13, 2004

Season Pass Holder

A person, or group of people, who chooses not to spend what little money they have on food, shelter or basic necessities, but on season passes at your favorite amusement park. They walk through the park with basketballs showing off their "baller" skills, cut lines, curse loudly, and exhibit otherwise inappropriate behavior, ruining everyone else's day.

Those thugs that just jumped the fence and cut the 2 hour line for the roller coaster are definitely season pass holders. We can't say anything or else we'll get jumped.

Wow, did you see that guy dribbling a basketball down Main Street USA? How impressive; I wonder if he's in the NBA! He must definitely be a season pass holder.

by Non-Season Pass Holder October 10, 2008

cuffin season

the season in which everyone is getting coupled up usually happens when the weather is changing and it is getting cold outside.

it is cuffin season you cuffed up yet?

by lmorr817 December 22, 2008