scrotum crunch

when a women or man bite someones balls so hard that the
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out

man 1:hey man there is a ball on the floor
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack

by andrew smithenstein April 26, 2008

Scrotum Slime

Scrotum Slime is slime that comes out of a Hag Fish, which indeed looks like a scrotum. The Scrotum Slime has many uses, the ones which I prefer are: Bathing, eating, brushing your teeth with, killing predators, using it as lube to masturbate (guys only), and for use as a condom during sexual intercourse (5% chance of actually working).

"I didn't have any soap, so I used Scrotum Slime and it felt amazing to jerk it."

"Jamal, that is one prime slice of Scrotum Slime."

"I got pregnant because my boyfriend was too cheap to buy condoms and used Scrotum Slime instead."

by ScrotumSlimeLover123 November 22, 2009

Scrotum

The sac that holds the testes the epidiymus and starts creating sperm.

I dickens Elise so hard she had an orgasm and she was touching my scrotum the hole time.

by Suck him September 30, 2018

scrotum disorder

when you grow hair inside your scrotum instead of the outside.

Xavier has hairy testies, he must have scrotum disorder. I feel bad for him :(

by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018

Donut Scrotum

-Noun
A word to describe someone who is acting in a fucking idiotic manner.

"Get off that roof, you fucking donut scrotum."

by aleks henrold January 25, 2017

Scrotum syndrome

A cousin of the more famous Stockholm syndrome. Quoted by one of our local wordsmiths when discussing how Will Smith was gotten by the balls by his wife especially after the Great Slap Incident of 2022.

William has a sever case of scrotum syndrome and can't help but slap some hapless comedian, ruining his own reputation in the process. He should have dumped that harpie GI Jane of his to be honest.

by TheWordsmithOfSlapping April 7, 2022

Scrotum toffee

When you play and stretch out your scrotum and it looks like a toffee stretcher and that shit at work.

OMG my girlfriend gave me some wicked scrotum toffee last night and she sucked on dat shit all night!

by Fatty wep 1738 May 30, 2016