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sausage fest

Any college, party, gathering, or social event that occurs at, or has the male to female ratio similar to Western New England College (WNEC) in Springfield Massachusetts.
-"Dude I thought there were gonna be girls here."
-"Are you serious? We're at a WNEC party. Of course its a sausage fest."
-"Man I'm horny I haven't been laid all semester. Don't get mad at me for hoping."
by billakaherc August 5, 2006
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lowkey sausage

A lowkey sausage is someone who wears flannels, short shorts, a bun, and bandanas. They may be saying “you’re firedall the time. They also may be a grouchy sunday manager but will go off on star wars lore for an hour and a half
Wow. Jake Cameron is a lowkey sausage in a good way.
by osownebfjc November 23, 2020
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chocolate sausage

(n.) what happens when some one (or some thing) defecates inside a condom then ties in off like a sausage.

(Can also be inserted into the vaginal opening, or anus.)
Dude I just gave me girl friend a giant chocolate sausage.
by CHEW KOKARUNI June 22, 2011
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Renegade Sausage

When during sexual intercourse the man slips out of the vagina and intentionally attempts to enter the woman's anus with aspirations to continue with anal intercourse. If the woman protests entry, the man proceeds apologetically with the explaination that it was only an accident.
Last night I was fucking this sexy ass bitch and I was all like (in my head) "damn boo, I wanna tap that shit-keg so hardcore." So, I acted like my dick accidentally slipped out and then I popped it in her ass. She said, "Ay Papi!" deeming entry unacceptable, so immediately I stated, "MY BAD", and threw it back in her poonanny. Later on, I went to tell my homies that I had given a bitch the RENEGADE SAUSAGE ... HARDCORE!
by Mark, Ian, & Mike October 7, 2009
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sausage missile

To sausage missile another person is to gently thrust your pelvic region against their body while walking past. This is best performed in crowded locations like bars. Points are earned based on the location of the missile landing. IE: A hand is worth more than a leg. Catching someone tying their shoe is near priceless.
Mick totally sausage missiled Sarah's hand while walking towards the bathroom.
by J-Zahs February 27, 2008
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milk sausage

the ejaculation that remains on the penis; penis covered in sperm; the ejaculation dripping from the penis
1) I came so much when I jerked off, it covered my entire penis, making it a milk sausage!

2) She licked all the cum off of my milk sausage.
by gothsicle July 6, 2011
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Sausage Fest

A large gathering where the majority of attendants are male.
Joe: How was that party last night

Bill: Terrible it was a total sausage fest
by princesspuff July 27, 2009
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